On playing the drums
I don’t play the drums, for the record. But I did see a tweet this morning which amused me, and thought that I would quote it here for your general amusement and delectation. After all, I’ve not had the chance to post much else here recently, and I’d hate for the place to become full of cobwebs again.
“My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30 this morning! 2.30am! Luckily for him, I was still up, playing the drums.”