I'd wear Speedos for you any day
One of the good things about returning to work is the joy of picking up a copy of the Metro each morning from the blue container now so conveniently sited in the waiting room* at the station.
Today I read that Danny Cipriani upset Kelly Brook on a recent holiday they had together. Apparently he insisted on wearing baggy shorts when she wanted him to wear Speedos.
*Before you wonder if this really is the JP you know and love, rest assured that I've not suddenly developed a habit of arriving at the station in sufficient time to need the waiting room. Rather, the waiting room forms part of the entrance to the station and the new position of the Metro container here means that I don't have to worry about not having the time to trek along the platform for my copy before I bundle on to the train.